Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea is a 2008 publication authored by Chelsea Handler and released on April 22, 2008, through Simon Spotlight Entertainment. This book comprises a series of witty, predominantly autobiographical essays. Handler revealed in an interview with Barnes & Noble that she initially chose to write a book centered around a specific theme—My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands—to establish her audience before creating a work without an overarching concept. The title parodies the 1970 novel Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. by Judy Blume. The success of Vodka also contributed to increased sales of her debut book; together, both titles have sold approximately 1.7 million copies and have reached the top of bestseller charts.
In February 2011, NBC revealed plans for a television pilot inspired loosely by the book, featuring Laura Prepon portraying Chelsea. The pilot was subsequently greenlit for the 2011–12 television season under the abbreviated title Are You There, Chelsea?. The show premiered on January 11, 2012, but was discontinued after one season on May 11, 2012.
Blacklisted
Chelsea concocts a tale about starring alongside Goldie Hawn in a film to impress a boy and gain social approval. As the fabrication grows, her father intervenes and compels her to admit the truth.
Chelsea in Charge
During summer break at Martha's Vineyard, Chelsea feigns being older to obtain babysitting jobs. While she gains popularity, difficulties arise when she is responsible for a fourteen-year-old and his toddler sibling, resulting in disorder.
Prison Break
Chelsea faces arrest for driving under the influence and is detained at the Sybil Brand Institute.
Bladder Stones
Upon returning home, Chelsea finds her father grappling with urinary issues while managing a questionable used car enterprise involving her financial documents.
Big Red
Unexpectedly, Chelsea develops an attraction to a redhead despite typically not being drawn to that hair color.
Dining in the Dark
Invited to London for her book launch event, Chelsea brings along a recently single friend. They experience an unpleasant meal at a pitch-black restaurant before encountering someone believed to be an ex-rock star at a nearby pub.
Dim Sum and Then Some
While searching for a massage in an economically challenged area, Chelsea and a companion come across an Asian-run shack suspected of being a brothel. After receiving an unsatisfactory massage, Chelsea's complaint triggers complications.
Barking Up the Wrong Tree
Chelsea and her Persian boyfriend care for friends' dogs. An awkward moment occurs when one dog licks him, making Chelsea uneasy. Following discourteous behavior from his mother, they end their relationship. Later, Chelsea observes him with the same dog and a new partner, alluding to the prior incident before departing contentedly.
Re-Gift
Chelsea attends a birthday party for someone she does not know well and is obliged to re-gift a scarcely used board game. Due to the venue lacking a full bar, she ends up bartending.
Chelsea commits to shedding pounds before her birthday by taking private kickboxing lessons. After reaching her target weight, she indulges in substantial amounts of junk food from Starbucks and then expends energy cleaning before falling into deep sleep. When her friend calls to reprimand her for missing an airport pickup, Chelsea hurriedly leaves but nearly collides with a group of fourteen-year-old girls, leading to an altercation.
Mini Me
Chelsea develops a friendship with a little person who bears a striking resemblance to her, leading to an immediate and deep bond. She soon learns that her newfound companion is in need of help.
Costa Rica
Reluctantly, Chelsea accompanies her father on a trip to Costa Rica, all the while persistently encouraging her siblings through email to participate and offer their support.